fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

(Source: psicreepy, via youmyfriendjustlostthegame)

203,405 notes • 1:51 AM

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via peevesies)

179,773 notes • 10:05 PM

(Source: hoppusfarm, via thefuuuucomics)

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

(via evildestielshipper)

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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(Source: minato-arisato, via as-i-shake)

401,974 notes • 7:19 PM
2,303 notes • 6:24 PM

"I think we all should always celebrate where we are in that very moment in time. ‘Cause one day you could blink and it could all be gone."

(Source: frivolouswhim, via peevesies)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via david-tennants-ass)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via david-tennants-ass)